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If you’re really extra, paint 3-5 (or more) and you big/little will seriously thank you.31 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Became President. by BestCoastAlum. Start your term out by eating a big ol' slice of humble pie. Nothing will alienate your chapter faster than acting like a princess instead of a president. Your new name is President. That is how you will be introduced to parents of new members, alumni, and especially bartenders.On an average day you can find me awkwardly asking to pet dogs, searching through frat houses to find my missing wallet, and sending apology texts to the innocent victims from the evening before. Still navigating my way through undergrad life, and enjoying every drunken and confusing second of it. @drunkandconfusd @--Level 3. To the outside world you're completely sane, but on the inside, you have some serious crazy girl tendencies. You act like you're not a part of the drama, but that's a complete. 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The proudest moment of my life so far has been landing an actual, paying job that allows me to Facebook stalk people for a living.RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge ...I’ve never really understood the fascination with numbers. We all have one: some big, some small, but none, none are just right. In the game of sex and a perfect equation, there is no Goldilocks, no storybook ending. Just like our soon-to-be wrinkles and the number of gray hairs we’ll so desperately try to hide,…43 Things Only Girls With Curly Hair Understand. by Cristina Montemayor. You always have a hair tie on your wrist. 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And that super famous person happens to be a writer, so that speech…Your chapter excuse: “I have to attend a lecture for one of my classes.”. What you actually mean: “Totally pulled that out of my ass, I have a date with Elliot Stabler and a cheese pizza.”. Your chapter excuse: “I have a night exam.”. What you actually mean: “I actually do have an exam, but I’ll be done with it by the time ...If anyone can reference Kim K, Friends, Rihanna and Mean Girls in less than 200 characters, it’s you. Your bio is jam-packed with funny quotes and lyrics you love (and so are all your captions). You got triple-digit likes on a photo of you at a Beyoncé concert. The BasicEither way, Justin Fields is an anomaly to an extreme the NFL has never seen. Fields and the Bears were 0-4 through to start the season. After a trio of embarrassing losses to begin the season, they allowed the More. Read More ». October 6, 2023. Total Frat Move.Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.If anyone can reference Kim K, Friends, Rihanna and Mean Girls in less than 200 characters, it’s you. Your bio is jam-packed with funny quotes and lyrics you love (and so are all your captions). You got triple-digit likes on a photo of you at a Beyoncé concert. The BasicI just won that," before sliding over a pile of his winnings onto the felt table, only to lose it all a few hands later. Vegas just finds a way to keep you hanging just long enough for the house to gut you. "You have insufficient funds.". - The Bank of America mobile app. This was a fun read at the Las Vegas Airport.Hateful words are jealous thoughts. TSM. EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your HelpHakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult ...Total Sorority Move Quotes & Sayings. Happy to read and share the best inspirational Total Sorority Move quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. You know, once you start calculating you shit yourself up before you know it. — Pedro G. Ferreira.Engagement parties. TSM.Formal Dates 101. by pinnies_and_pearls. Very few things are better than fraternity formal season. What girl doesn't want to be whisked away for a weekend trip to some beautiful location with free-flowing booze and all expenses paid, in the arms of a frat-star? That was a rhetorical question, obviously, but I can't even think of a LESBIAN ...TSM. Scandalously entertaining college women's site featuring funny stories, columns, news, videos, pictures, frat guys, sex & dating advice for the All American sorority girl.At least once in your life, you will, without a doubt, encounter that guy -- the guy I like to refer to as the "if only" guy. Sometimes he's the "if only" guy because of timing. He would be your boyfriend if only you were looking for a relationship, or if only he was. Sometimes…So what's the big deal? According to A.L. Bailey, writer and editor of AL.com it's this video, and videos like it, that are making women look bad. Like really, really bad. From AL.com:. Like the many other videos of its ilk found online for sororities far and wide, it's supposed to work as a sales tool to draw in potential new members (PNMs).Throw what you know, everywhere you go. TSM.Facetune has the ability to change your life for the better. 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Email this to a friend Rachel Varina (yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to ...EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your Help; The Official Guide To The Ancient Art Of Subtweeting; Anyone Who Says "All My Exes Are Crazy" Is Probably A Crazy Person, Too Either way, Justin Fields is an anomaly to an extreme the NFL has never seen. Fields and the Bears were 0-4 through to start the season. After a trio of embarrassing losses to begin the season, they allowed the More. Read More ». October 6, 2023. Total Frat Move. Because singing is a daily activity for us sorority girls. You really should have picked up on that by now. Chances are we're all going to awkwardly belt one of three really heart-wrenching songs. I'm putting my money on "Feels like home to me." ... Nice Move 547. Respond. Email this to a friend Rachel Varina (yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to ...Now, it's come time to pay respects. In 2019, it's easy to poke fun at frat boy humor and just as reflexive to celebrate its downfall. The fact of the matter is that Total Frat Move was a culturally-significant website. Ironically, as it popularized the subculture, it was partially responsible for the mainstream vilification.I just won that,” before sliding over a pile of his winnings onto the felt table, only to lose it all a few hands later. Vegas just finds a way to keep you hanging just long enough for the house to gut you. “You have insufficient funds.”. – The Bank of America mobile app. This was a fun read at the Las Vegas Airport.Your chapter excuse: “I have to attend a lecture for one of my classes.”. What you actually mean: “Totally pulled that out of my ass, I have a date with Elliot Stabler and a cheese pizza.”. Your chapter excuse: “I have a night exam.”. 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The MLB Playoff Format is Fine. by TFM October 11, 2023, 1:06 pm. Top Five Athlete Highlight Tapes.A member of an unnamed sorority also sent the following letter to an editor at The University Daily Kansan, though it was not published: The tipster went on to say: The on campus rapes were eventually reported.. on at least a week later, maybe longer. But the Kappa Sigma case continued to be the main focus as they were put on interim suspension.I just hope that the inside feels bigger than it looks when I move in. *Picture of an artfully placed glass of wine alongside your Christmas dinner* This Holiday szn I am thankful for the lack of judgment that my friends and the cashiers in my college town have when I purchase double bottles of Moscato multiple times in one week.A rough 20% of the new pledge class looks like they're going to a wedding, while another 30% are in bandage skirts that should definitely be reserved for frat basements. The other 50% ranges from skinny jeans to maxi dresses, while 100% of the older sisters wonder if that's really what we looked like as new members.Getting Hazed Wasn't Worth it. "Why are you such an entitled little bitch? You're a nobody.". Those words will forever resonate in my mind. They'll haunt me, along with all of the other vicious screams that came from the sister who sat next to me in the backseat of her car while tears emerged from my fatigued, lifeless, and forcibly ...Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.We'll start with Sundays, obviously. A time for rest and relaxation, and more importantly, pampering. 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